Okay, the joke's over

Take a good look, people. What do these whack jobs have in common?

1. I-Do-My-Own-Hair Award Winner (Tied for First)

2. Unusually shaped

3. Lives in a fantasy world

4. Has too many nukes at his disposal

5. Can authorize the death of millions

6. Flippin' insane

Look, we all know you'd both get your asses kicked if you were ever out of protective custody. This posturing of yours is what spoiled brats have always done.

But now you're tossing out fire and fury? Really?

Can we agree it's time to be done with these two?