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Always Looking on the Bright Side

August 11, 2017

 

Fire and Fury! Locked and Loaded! Woohoo!

 

We have an atomic pissing match going on between two spoiled rich kids. Unfortunately for the world, those spoiled rich kids have their chubby little fingers on nuclear triggers.

 

So, as we await the outcome of the “my nukes are bigger than your nukes” squabble, let’s consider how nuclear annihilation could work out for the best. To wit:

 

  • I’d be free and clear of student loans

  • Won’t have to cut the grass

  • No need to worry about the Blue Ash West Nile outbreak

  • The end to my recent hair styling crisis (buzzed, long and curly, short on the sides with some length on the top)

  • Fast, easy weight loss (what isn’t singed will rot away from radiation poisoning)

  • The Reds won’t have to worry about their starting rotation

  • None of us will have to worry about the Bengals

  • White teeth! Really, really white

  • Retirement…finally

  • And a clean, instantaneous end to the Trump presidency

 

In the words of the great philosopher Monty Python…

 

"Life's a laugh and death's a joke, it's true,

You'll see it's all a show,

Keep 'em laughing as you go.

Just remember that the last laugh is on you!

And always look on the bright side of life"

 

 

 

 

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